Wednesday, January 13, 2010

mri berDIET!!!

npe ak wat pkataan DIET ni dlm hruf bsr??
pasl,DIET ni mmbri impact yg bsr dalm hidup,especially ntuk prmpuan..
laki?? ha3..(sbb ak gelak,tpkse drhsiakn)


smpene thn bru ni..
my friends all around me bwt azam bru nk DIET
so day n night,time ngn dyeorg,ak dgr ayt tu je..
if 1 of us (me dat is..) ajk mkn or bnde2 yg bkaitn dgn makann..


"fad,kteorg tgh DIET ni,xnkla"
its really bumming me out..
yg ak dgr,ap dyeorg mkn,pg jog stiap ptg,ikat perut jz mkn roti n biskut..
i jz want 2 scream n shout,saying ni bkn DIET,dis is STARVING URSELF 2 DEATH!
seriously korg..
roti n biskut everyday??


haihz..
im not saying,yg ak ni perfectly healthy..
or having a perfectly lean body..
in fact,im a bit chubby rite now..
but starving n doing a CRASH DIET isn't gonna work..
ak ckp ngn korg,msing2 wat bodo..
in fact,ak rse la,myb ad yg pk ak nyibuk..
kalo korg da jtuh pgsan kt mne2,nasib korg la..
bg nasiht xnk dgr..
thn makn biskut n roti,then ari jumaat time pasr mlm..
masing2 bli mkann,sorg nk dkt 5 plastik pgg..
so is dat going 2 work??
ak jz tsnyum sinis (btul ni!) n diam je la..

sumtimes,when kte da bg nasiht,cz risau..n they ignored,we just had 2 stay out of it after dat..
biar sdr mistakes dyeorg sndri bwt..


so,klau ad spe2 yg tpk nk berDIET nk kruskn bdn..
take a safe way.jgn sekse bdn sndri..
untill in the end,u didnt gained anything from it
kn mmbazir 2?
k,nk g mkn,,daa....XOXOXO











Saturday, January 9, 2010

my ideal man

kwn ak tnye ak,boys cmne yg ak suke,harapkn etc,etc,n etc..


1.yg x mnipu,pnipu n x gne
2.yg x ske bndingkn dgn gurl len
3.who respects me bcuz of me
4.byk duet..(ha3)
5.a little unexpected
6.yg pndai pjuk,n bkn wat bodo lps gado,even 2 sala dy
7.hmm..need more?ntah la,kalo 1 day,when i meet d 1,myb i knew it.


wish,wish,wish....

GERAM!!

im not really a people person
but,when other people nice 2 me,i'll treat them nicely as return..
adil la kn?


ni junior ak lg sorg..
bnde ni jd time ak sem 3..
first time parents dy anta..
mak dy da ckp
jgekn ank makcik ea,dy mnje skit (skit??) ank bongsu..
well,ak time 2 da tbiase parents acting like dat,dri sem2 duk nymbut jr je..
jz nod n smile politely n jwb,ye makcik..
i dnt expect her daughter would b really2 spoiled!
as it turns out,she was a bit older than me around 21 myb..
bg ak,kalo stakt tue 2,3 thn dri ak,ak xkn pgil akk,unless 4 me,she is really worth it nk dberi gelaran akk 2.


"nk pgil ap ye,pasl sy lg tue dri awk tau.."


start ayt tu kuar dri mulut dy,ak snyum nk ckp


"xyah la pgil akk2,kte lbih kurg sme je,n awk 2 jr sye..rse plik lak.."
then after dat,mkin kuar pngai mnje dy 2


she confronted me,dat i've been hogging the fan by myself
sket je kne dy or kdg2 x rse lgsg..
ske duk luar blik,then kuar msuk,nk amek brg,nk amek bntal etc,etc,etc..
ak x ksa kalo 2,3 kali..ni bole dlm nk dkt 10 kali,,annoying gle!!
time dy br make-up or wateva,msti tgal ksn kt lntai,lg2 bedak (dat y,kteorg pgil dy budak bedak)
time gado ngn pakwe dy,jerit2 cm histeria..
once,dy pna pgg pisau smbil jrit2 kt hpn
(x ke gle 2?) ni yg kteorg xleh thn sgt..


i confronted her back..(nicely ok?)
dy pnye jrit time 2..
korg xkn dpt bygkn
hilg pngai mnje ngn knon2 lmh lmbut dy 2..
d whole house n house next door cn hear her


ak x hormt dy la
1 rumh ni x hormat dy
sume org pijak paler dy,even dy brlmbut ngn sume org (???)
ak jz tdiam cz xtau nk ckp ap
yg ak tnye,ko ad masalah ke ngn ak?
yg dy jwb pnye la byk..
last2,with a really nice word dat is B***I
she slammed d door n bla g mne2 dy nk bla..
mlm tu,sume org tnye ak npe..
n ak cter la
turns out,rupenye2,ngn dak jr len pn dy tga gado..
bnde kcik je
but she really make a big deal bout it..
so,kteorg da pakat2 da ,mls nk lyn pngai dy yg MNJE 2..


ko blik r umh mak ko 2,duk kepit bwh ktiak dy,suh dy suap ko mkn,bli kipas thp bsr gaban tuk ko sorg,x puas ati bli ekon trus (tgh lps grm ni)


then after dat,dy pnda umh makcik dy
slmt bjaye la makcik ak doakn..
but now,dga cite dy nk pnda blik msuk umah ak..
ha3.ak agk makcik dy pn x tlarat nk lyn pngai dy..
watch out la,ak nk tgk bpe lme plk ko dpt thn duk uma ak..WAHAHAHAHA!!





cre2 ak study

dis has been an issue among my roomate
junior dat is..
tp x brani nk ckp dpn ak,jz ktuk blkg2..
wateverla..org x mtg mmg cm2..
pdahal org yg dgr dyeorg ktuk ak 2 la,g citer blik kt ak..
wakakaka,lawak gle..


so cmni la,let me explain..
whenever i study..
my laptop is always on..
bukk ap2 cter pn,asalkn ad bunyi n bkn total silence surrounding me..
pki earphone..
bukak buku..
n study..
so,dyeorg kinda x puas ati ngn ak (ak pn x tau la npe,knk2 riang,bia je la)
bdsrkn informant ak,dyeorg kte ak x study pn,poyo je lbey,nk tnjuk ad laptop
(seriously,mcm org bodoh lg bole x korg ni??


d thing is..
i cant, like other people,study straight4ward ngadap buku..
like a nerd..yg nk dapt pgkt DEKAN (sorry!)
i cant b really stressed out when im studying,only focus 2 d book,without nothing 2 distract me.
kalo cm2,mmg korg xkn nmpk ak study la..
time 2 nk ktuk2 ak,well,b my guest..
i dserve it
but rite now,meh..ak tgk korg je yg rileks..
kt pkwe,ye2,ngadu,prob 2 la,prob ni la,exam susa la..
mmg hampas!